noun · The blending of sounds and meanings of words for fun or competition.

‘The sportmanteau website is replete with linguistic dross and lexicographical irrelevance’

Noun · An astronaut who loses his mind after being in space for too long.

‘After 5 months at the Mars space station, Jamie was certified an astronut.’

Noun · Showing no respect for a lack of bravery.

‘His cowardiss in the war was punished with public castration.’

Noun · A female actor who accurately portrays biopic characters

‘Playing real life women, Jennifer Lawrence has proved a good factress.’

Noun · Why stupid people maintain a false sense of assuredness

‘His lack of hearing shielded him from the harsh truths of his ineptitude, thus maintaining his confidense.’

Noun · A turtle flying through the air

‘She accidentally kicked her pet turtle and it thurtled it throw the window. It died.’

Noun · The sound made by a man consuming a filled flour tortilla.

‘He wolfed down that Guzman y Gomez meal with noisy burritone noises.’

Noun · Mistakenly eating something (you shouldn’t have) to avoid starving

‘This morning, I accidentally ate the toaster in hungerr.’

Noun · Marketing leaflets containing far too much copy

‘These property pampletters are so turgid and garrulous.’

Noun · A farm worker who is top employee every month

‘Jonny was this month’s Champeon grape plucker. Cheers!’

Noun · Deliberate, boisterous, even clumsy action-based humour that actually draws applause

‘That stage production of Naked Gun was a clapstick that had everybody chortling.’

Noun · Hematocytes that reject infusion of new technology.

‘The antibody nanobots won’t work on bloodite cells, doctor! The patient will die!’